So, I have come across yet another map dividing the world by country and…wait for it….…breast size! Yes.
I am not kidding. Bild.de apparently “German newspaper Bild has debuted its “Atlas of cup sizes” map, which is essentially a carbon copy of the “Average Breast Cup Size in the World” map created on map-making site TargetMap.com last year.” (Huffingtonpost, 26.04.12).
I wish I had something pithy, dripping with wit and sarcasm to say in response to this, but as a friend put it, “Of course this was published by Bild.de and of course Russia has larger than D breasts,” while America and Germany both only have measly ‘D’s, poor things. I don’t think that has anything to do with the hormones in our dairy and meat in the US or the our two countries obesity problem!